My heart stopped. Every seat was taken. No, not only was every seat taken, but every seat was taken by a Klingon. That’s right, Klingons were on that bus. How many? Like, all of them.I thought about backing slowly off the bus, but the driver suddenly closed the doors and hit the gas. Shit. I was being kidnapped by a bunch of Klingons on public transportation. You just can’t make this shit up, man.